"Ahem...." Wait wait wait.... "Umm...excuse me please. I see you are brushing your teeth. What flavour is your toothpaste? Mine is meat.....Really?....Do you have to take that long? I am trying to be patient, but....I think it's my turn now. Hurry up please. I only have so much patience and then. Grrrr!"
Did you know that I like to Dig? Digging is my favourite pass time. Snow holes don't smell the same as dirt holes. Nothing can stop me from Digging. Not even snow. But wait... my human can end a good Dig. She just picks me up and holds me. She says my paws get too cold. I didn't notice. Then she wraps me up in her sweater and we sit by the fire. I complain a little bit because, hey! What is at the bottom of that hole? Will I ever find out?
I am Polecat's human. She has difficulty fully expressing herself without me. So I told her I would write and post photos for her. She wants you to know that she is a poet.