From the Pocket to Polecat

I am a wiener of many names. I was tagged Taz shortly after I was born. Hmmm....whatever could that mean? I didn't have time to care. My diverse interests changed from one moment to the next. My new family named me Pocket hoping to tone down the Taz element. But I continued tasting and tearing everything in sight. I even tore my human a few times.  The word "repercussions"​ didn't mean much to me.  (Come on! It was all in fun!)  My human was so proud of me that she was texting photos of me to everyone she knew.  I heard her grumbling about spellcheck.    It kept changing my name to Polecat.  When she found out what a Polecat was she quit trying to change it back to Pocket.  I mean...Polecat?  Doesn't every wiener aspire to Polecat-ness?